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James Zachary Scott 

James Zachary Scott is hands down one of a kind. He can make friends wherever he goes. A couple of his best qualities are making someone laugh when they need it most and he’s one of the best listeners a person could ask for. Also no one is ever surprised by his ability to be a complete smartass, some might say he could be a professional smartass.
If only more things in life were a James Zachary Scott.
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national slap Scott day 

December 13 slap anyone you know named Scott and they can't hit you back
Slap
Hey what was that for

oh, it's national slap Scott day!

Post Travis Scott Disorder 

Post Travis Scott Disorder refers to a McDonald's employee who has taken a mental toll from hearing the insane number of orders for the "Travis Scott" burger. These victims often suffer and have no choice but to quit or endure the pain that is the endless orders from those playing Sicko Mode from their phone.
Yo, you work at McDonalds?
Yeah why?
How's your Post Travis Scott Disorder?
i want to die

to Tom Scott 

verb;

to choke on vapour from a vape or e-cigarette.
I completely Tom Scotted a few minutes ago because of that funny bird video.

Oh, that's what to Tom Scott means.

russ scott

A fat piece of human waste, commonly refered to as a person. His nervous state is almost as infamous as his bullshit stories to make himself look "cool"
Russ:"This dude came into my house and I pulled out my 9 and my 10 and I said get out before I bust a cap. Then I got shot but I was okay enough to go to a party and fuck three girls at once."
russ scott by jim bob krew September 19, 2004

Uncle Scott 

one badass uncle. teacher of viking warlords and crushing midgets with sausage fingers.
Uncle Scott by ticketmasterjen February 19, 2009

dirty scott

To masterbait with an un-know substance , such as snot from nose , or car oil , or things found on the table at lunch and use it as a "dirty scott"
We found some slimy stuff on the ground so i did a dirty scott
dirty scott by Josh whaileer February 17, 2008