bluntococcus sativus

Latinized name of a Phillies Blunt(bluntococcus) filled with ganja (sativus). See also blunt.

And on the eighth day, God created the bluntococcus sativus.

by fuckstain September 15, 2003

fetus satchel

a pregnant woman, wife or girlfriend

My Fetus satchel is getting big and she's moody as hell but the sex.... the sex is great.

by LSULSUJOE October 25, 2006

Ass Satchel

adj: 1. Phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described, additionally, the phrase trumps any other phrase regarding quantity, as it is the supreme quantifier.

synonym: butt load, ass load
See: ass load, butt load

1.I have an ass satchel of beer to drink.
2.If I get this raise, I will be able to pay off an ass satchel of debt.
3.If he gets arrested, he will be in an ass satchel of trouble.

by double_r August 8, 2007

Testicle Satchel

Another term for the scrotum.

I shaved my testicle satchel last night... smooth as silk.

by iamck December 15, 2012

papa satan

1.A black male stripper
2.a hot demonic father

1. Hey, we're heading downtown to find a papa satan.
2 Hey did you see Brittney's dad, he's a total papa sata

by Papa Satan June 18, 2018

Baby Satchel

The ball sack. The man sack. The scrotum.

I shave my baby satchel.

She drained every drop from my baby satchel.

It’s so hot. My baby satchel is sticking to my legs.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

bastard saturday

Any Sunday night that falls before a Monday holiday. The Wednesday before thanksgiving is bastard Friday. The Fourth of July can cause various illegitimate weekend days.

In the case of a Monday holiday. The Sunday night before becomes an illegitimate non work night. Or bastard Saturday.

by Pummill December 5, 2018