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Scandinavian sandbag 

Means to get three guys who haven't showered or wiped in 3 weeks do lots of activity and have them wipe the balls and ass all over your face while at the same time have someone chew food and blow you at the same time
man my bf he wants me to do a a Scandinavian sandbag with him i asked what i could do and he said the bj food part i didn't think he was Sirius till i saw 3 guys with food outside his house

fuck-you-sandals

sandals that are worn regardless of the perceived importance or "social-status" of the event they are worn to.

the higher the importance or perceived social status the sandals are worn to, the more of a "fuck you" it is.
Example 1: I can't believe he wore his fuck-you-sandals to Jane's wedding at the Ritz Carlton!

Example 2: That weird guy in cubicle #202 wore his fuck-you-sandals to the company meeting led by the CEO. And he sat up front! What a douche.
fuck-you-sandals by jzmstr0 March 31, 2011
Stupid, ugly ass shoes that people should STOP WEARING. Seriously, NO ONE wants to see your nasty feet! And if you are a guy that wears them you are, simply put, a fag.
Sandals are for dumbasses who think people want to see their stained, corn-ridden, yellow-toenailed feet.
sandals by IluvB123 April 24, 2005

sandstrom 

People who make millions and have sex with hot blondes
sandstrom by Tyler June 30, 2003

Sand Blasting 

While a man is having sex with a woman, he pulls out, inserting his penis into the sand, then finishes having sex, but before he blows his load the girl sits up and the man ejaculates in the woman's face, the sperm and sand combined have a sand blasted affect.
Cause i was sand blasting all night
Sand Blasting by the sand blaster October 26, 2010

jump the sand 

The time of the night when a person finally cleans the sand out of their vagina and starts drinking and having fun.
Maybe if we both drink enough we can convince Andy to jump the sand and start to drink too.
jump the sand by Bob Abooey September 10, 2005