salty german 

the salty German is when you take your own or another persons cum and give someone a Hitler mustache with it.

If you pass out with your shoes on I'll give you a salty Germany

salty german by ilovebeingbetterthanyou June 24, 2009

Salty Cat 

When you cum on a womens stomch and she starts to moan or our like a cat and/or pussy

Man when I gave her a salty cat last night she was so loud my parents alomost woke up.

Salty Cat by Parker Hinthon April 25, 2008

Salty Pirate 

wen a man cums in a girls eye then kicks her shin. The woman will then hop around on one leg covering her cum filled eye.she will scream ahhh(arg) as she hopps because the man kicked her.

john and Wendy did the salty pirate dance in bed.

Salty Pirate by aihjhadhioljkgu January 28, 2006

salty smoothie 

what a girl swallows after a blow job

I just have her a salty smoothie

salty smoothie by dickserect November 16, 2006

salty red wings 

eating out a cunt when a chick is on the rags

I really enjoyed getting me salty red wings when I chewed out my girlfriends snatch while she was on the rags.

salty red wings by FROSTY g April 22, 2008

Salty Cocoa 

After someone has been sweating (and tastes a bit salty) and their partner licks their butt hole.

After Jim came home from the gym last night, I surprised him with a salty cocoa.

Salty Cocoa by pennylane5476 December 9, 2008

Salty Slurpie 

When a man freezes a large amount of his jizz and makes slurpies out of it.

Mary: Hey Matt, why does this slurpie taste so salty?

Matt: Oh, it's actually a Salty Slurpie..

Salty Slurpie by ZEE SUPER GERMAN! February 5, 2010