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square square knife knife 

short for 'square square knife knife, now I've got my shot for life!'. Is the continuation of circe circle dot dot' and ensures that one doesn't have to say circle circle dot dot ever again. Or atleast until the next day at recess.
'You've got cooties!'
'Nu'uh I said square square knife knife 10 minutes ago!'
'Oh.'
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[square] dancing 

when a boring, unsociable character cuts lose on the dance floor in a dorky manner, usually after a hefty consumption of alcohol
person 1: check out elliot from accounting!
person 2: man, he really shouldn't dance in public
person 1: cut him a break. he's only square dancing
[square] dancing by daft dork August 3, 2008

square bum syndrome 

When your butt becomes sqaure after sitting for too long
Dude, i got major square bum syndrome after that exam

Squareullar 

Having or resembling a square shape.
Phil: What shape is that?
Clyde: I don't know. 4 congruent sides, 4 congruent angles, but yet not a square.
Phil: I know! It's squareullar!
Squareullar by MpegEVIL September 24, 2011

Squarelord

Portmanteau of 'Square' & 'Gaylord' thus becoming the ultimate insult & last word in inferring bender-nerdiness.

Original coined by Claire Humphreys in 2011 & all credit & recognition must go to the dwarf-obsessed flame-haired beauty.
"Are you still working at 6PM on a Friday night ? What a squarelord"
Squarelord by Shooms November 5, 2011

Square bear 

A bear/hairy gay male with a square/flat booty
Square bear by @Donald.faurschou November 6, 2017

Square up Mother Fucker 

The way to tell someone to square up but better
Natalie: SQUARE UP MOTHER FUCKER
Maddie: *squares up* uhh ok?
Natalie: *wins fight because Maddie was scared*