Squarelord

Portmanteau of 'Square' & 'Gaylord' thus becoming the ultimate insult & last word in inferring bender-nerdiness.

Original coined by Claire Humphreys in 2011 & all credit & recognition must go to the dwarf-obsessed flame-haired beauty.

"Are you still working at 6PM on a Friday night ? What a squarelord"

Squarelord by Shooms November 5, 2011

Squarebody 

A very sexy, well built machine. The only kind of truck a man should drive

"Look at that sexy ass squarebody"

Squarebody by Casper-the-unseen January 19, 2017

Squareforce 

The combination of the three Squareforce pieces. Similar to the Triforce, but made of squares! Also another name for the Tetraforce.

Link, you must find the Squareforce!

Squareforce by Zelda of Time September 20, 2015

spongebob squarebody

Fat person with arms and legs so thin and scrawny, they actually look like spongebob or Mr.Potatohead

Carl: Hey Jeff, you see Mindy yet? She lost a lot of weight!

Jeff: You mean she don't have that spongebob squarebody anymore?!?

spongebob squarebody by Hood Spokesman April 29, 2014

squarelork 

Adj. some one who isnt the brightest crayon in the coloring box and is very short. At times they can have a little temper.
they are a square, loser, and a dork at the same time! Oh and they are funsize for sure! and can make you smile anytime. they are one of a kind.

loser square dork short squarelork

squarelork by yourmomwenttocollage1234567890 April 5, 2011

squarebodyosis 

The illness of having your mind changed every 5 seconds with new ideas of stuff to do to your sexy ass 80’s Silverado to make chicks get wet as fuck

Man I had a case of the squarebodyosis last night and it kept me awake.

squarebodyosis by Squarebodyguy87 December 18, 2017