WANKY SPANKY 

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!

Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?

WANKY SPANKY by wet_monkey696969 July 26, 2025

Spaghetti Spunkanaise

The sexual act of a man cooking pasta then sprinkling smegma and masturbating over the pasta covering it in semen for someone to eat. Similar to the dish of spaghetti bolognaise except instead of sauce and cheese it uses semen and smegma.

For me and my wife’s 5 year anniversary I made her spaghetti spunkanaise

Spaghetti Spunkanaise by Lowkey_fire November 16, 2025

Dom the spunk puppy 

an young spunk puppy who's purpose in life is to run around after his superior(s), while they put definitions of him on urban dictionary.com

dom you spunk puppy, after you have finished shinning my shoes go and make me a cup of tea, bitch.

Dom the spunk puppy by uncle super schlong June 18, 2003

chunk-and-spunk 

When you're plowing someone's ass only to find a bit of shit moving about inside there as well. Not the most romantic feeling in the world.

"I headed to G-A-Y in London because I needed to rump roast Russell who I had met a week before up on the Heath, He was most obliging. I bent him over in the toilets at the club and was giving him a right old walloping when I realised to my horror, that it was going to be a chunk-and-spunk kind of liaison. I was wearing a rubber but it still put me off as the stench hit me full on as I was pumping my load into him."

chunk-and-spunk by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

tom hanks spanky dank 

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus

dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

billiards

tom hanks spanky dank by voodles1 September 16, 2018

the Bulgarian spunk nugget 

When a dog blows it’s green load all over a McDonald’s chicken nugget and makes his owner it it.

My dog gave me the Bulgarian spunk nugget last night.

the Bulgarian spunk nugget by Your dads meatballs June 4, 2020

Rainbow bubble of spunk 

A gay lover squeezes a little washing up liquid into his partners rectum and then makes anal love to him. The resulting ejaculate mixes to a fine consistency inside the anus cavity. The anal partner, having prepared earlier by eating onion rings and sausage rolls, becomes flatulent and farts out a large bubble through the bubble mixture. This bursts over the gay lovers face, proving an intimate bond between them.

Brian held his arse cheeks apart and pointed his bum hole at Craig. He let out a controlled emission of gas and the Rainbow bubble of spunk grew to an impressive size. It burst on the tip of Craigs nose covering his face in the sticky mess. Craig laid back resplendent in joy and pleased that he'd used Fairy Liquid.

Rainbow bubble of spunk by CountLippe February 12, 2021