softcock special

Robbie Engels favorite meal

Waiter: "what would you like sir?"

Robbie: "/i'll try the softcock special, i had one last night."

by Softcock Express April 26, 2010

soft salad

1. a salad containing non-crisp lettuce, mushy tomatoes, fetta cheese, hard boiled eggs, blue cheese

2. a person who is excessively "soft"; usually lacking moral fiber or anyone form STRONG Island

I could go for a soft salad right now

Quit being a soft salad and finish your beer

by E (dot) O (dot) May 21, 2010

Sofia

Always by your side. She’ll tell you the truth no matter how rude it is. She’s got a life that seems normal, but has a lot in her mind. She’s not the average teenager you’d think of. She’s kind and considerate and will never make you feel bad about yourself. All the guys want her even though she never tries to get their attention. She’s super trustworthy and will never let a secret leave her mouth. She’ll always be there for you.... All time best friend and if you leave her or mess with her you’re a crazy person!

Sends text message ‘soffffiiiaaaaa’

Replies ‘i’ll be here for you always’

So no matter what a Sofia will always be there for you....

by seimyours July 22, 2019

tooth-softening

adj. When you see something utterly disgusting that gives you the awful gross feeling that makes your teeth soft, that thing is tooth-softening.

Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"
Annie (to Sophie): "That's so gross..."
Sophie: "Not just gross. It's tooth-softening."

by FenwayFoulke May 3, 2007

princess sofia

The nickname of Matthew McCoughney's penis in how to lose a guy in 10 days

Oh does princess sofia want to come out adn play?

by hayeahright January 5, 2008

Human Soft-Serve

The act of taking a crap by a human. When the crap looks like soft-serve ice cream.

WOW, that wasn't a crap In I just took. I just made some human soft-serve. It look just like the chocolate soft-serve ice cream cone In had.

by Secrect Destroyer February 11, 2010

5 S's of football

the five things most football players do after practice. Usually done in this order. Shit, Shower, Shave, Shmashturbate, Shleep (sleep- said with accent to keep the SH pattern).

Dude, practice was so tough today I'm definitely doing the 5 S's of football tonight.

by Fredrick Soft September 2, 2010