85% rule

When someone fails to understand the essential part of the statement (misses the point) and rather points out an error in that statement.

Intervention: *Trying to get through to Timmy that family is everything, and you need them.
Fam: Back when QweZey was in trouble with the law, he came to us for help. Not his boy Alex, us his family. When shit goes down TImmy, remember family is everything.
Qwezey: I actually did call him, but you guys got to me first.
Fam:*glare- *85% Rule bruh, 85% rule

by linear_terms January 28, 2019

cushion rule

The rule that there may be only one male per cushion on a couch. There is no limit to the number of females.

Hey man, can I pop a squat?

Nah man, we'd break the cushion rule.

by Adambom42 May 3, 2019

Dorm Rules

It's not gay if there's no eye contact

"Five knuckle shuffle?"
"Dorm rules!"

by Naughtopus May 24, 2019

motorway rules

while on the motorway passenger must give driver a blow job (road head)

you want a lift mind motorway rules are in affect

by r1thm September 4, 2020

Midori Rule

The Midori Rule (named after Sou Hiyori, or Midori, from the hit game Your Turn To Die) is a policy applying to fictional characters, where if you find them physically attractive but they're personality is disgusting or they've done something unforgivable. The rule dictates that said character can hit it once, and then you will kill them.

Person A: I really hate this character. They don't deserve redemption, killing those orphans is unforgivable.

Person B: but they're attractive..

Person A: Yeah but they're a piece of shit

Person B: I plead the Midori Rule

by catb0y0uma November 4, 2020

White ruler

White ruler

at first you would think a white ruler is something you use to underline things but in the eyes of someone else its seen as something u should shove up your arse

No one wants the white ruler

by alpha mackia March 22, 2021

Dave rule

The Dave rule states that in a male dominated STEM field, in order to not appear sexist, the number of women in a department must be greater or equal to the number of Daves

I only got the job because of the Dave rule

by samgreg January 3, 2022