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the hood rats rule

the act of having sex with prostitutes or other unsavory ladies in order to gain sexual experiance
guy: my girlfriend is going to think im wierd for being bad at sex

friend: go have sex with some prozzys. its called the hood rats rule.
by g4000 August 4, 2009
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DJ 5 Second Rule

When a man is in and out and done. Hence the 5 second rule.
Woah! Dalton was so fast! Total DJ 5 second rule!
by dixienormous994 December 7, 2010
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The House Rule of Dick Sizes

When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart
Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you
by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014
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3 Second Weed Rule

Hold your pot smoke for 3 seconds and exhale, because science bitches. According to Steve Liebke’s 2001 ‘A Cannabis User’s Harm Reduction Handbook,’ “Take small, shallow tokes or pulls. About 95% of THC in cannabis smoke is absorbed in the first few seconds so breath holding is quite pointless. All it really achieves is a far greater amount of tar being deposited in the lungs.”
Dude puff pass pass, your harshing the 3 Second Weed Rule noobie.
by bostonjerk June 5, 2014
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Golden Rule

Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.

It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache
by desperryado October 3, 2005
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Rupert

Rupert is a lovely, kind hearted person with an all round amazing personality. He smiles a lot and seems to be happy all of the time. When you are around Rupert you feel you are the person that matters and he will do anything to cheer you up when your down. Although if someone cries he feels a little lost... Rupert is not one to judge others unfairly, he see's every person as an individual. He is reasonably sensible and you can always reply on good ol' Rup to help you out.

He is absolutely adorable, very charming and i love to be around him. He is a really genuine, down-earth-guy and seems to have a heart of gold.
'I'd love to be with Rupert'
'Wouldn't everyone?!'
by PlebyCakes August 29, 2012
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Ja-rule

Ja-Rule is a wannabe gangsta rapper, he got no flow and he's always with that stupid bitchass sideburned ashanti
Ja-Rule, a real wanksta
by G-UnitSoldier December 26, 2005
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