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Roberto

Bruh that dude is such a Roberto
by LilGumDrop December 21, 2016
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Robert Pattinson

1) Sweet young guy who is usually prettier than the women around him

2)Cute young guy that needs and craves to be treated like the cum hungry, cock crazy, ass loving fuck pig that he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd like to pound that Robert Pattinson's butthole into submission with my Dick of Death, and fill his sphincter with my hot JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!OH YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!(Anyone got a tissue?)
by Predatory Male III May 2, 2010
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robertfrank615

Internet star on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube etc.
He's a "Gym Bro". He skips leg day, seemingly trains only chest and arms.

He uses anabolic steroids (you can tell by how he looks, and some products that he uses such as Jacked-AF).
Robertfrank615 is arguably worse than a 6 year old, he's like a stereotypical ignorant and arrogant gym bro.
by Daedalus Prime 2.0 July 23, 2017
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Roberto

See also: Retard
See also:not smart

the word "Roberto" defines some short kid who looks like lord farquaad He has a bowl on his head, rather then using it to actually CUT his hair. Also compares people to the fucking ninja turtles.
" yo that kids such a Roberto"
by It is Wednesday my duds June 21, 2017
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Robert Plant

The ONCE great vocalist for the band Led Zeppelin. I say once because after his pop music stint and his country music stint now, he's lost all credibility.
Robert Plant rocked in Zeppelin! Get the led out!
by Cole F. July 1, 2008
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Robert

An extremely attractive male, that makes you fall under his love spell just by making direct eye contact. Has gorgeous blue eyes, but has a hard time realizing whats in front of him. Has very low self esteem, thinks hes ugly and doesn't try hard. Could be very smart if he tried to succeed. Peer pressured into trying bad things. Parents are mean to him which only makes him do worse things like sneaking out at night. Although he has quite a bit of issues/problems, Robert is one of the friendliest, nicest boy you will even met. He is very honest and you can always trust him with keeping a secret a secret. Robert likes to keep things to himself. You will never forget meeting a Robert and he will make a huge impact on your life. P.S. A very good dancer.
Friend: Whos that guy with eyes as blue as the ocean
Me: Oh thats Robert
Friend: Oh you like him
Me: Yes
Friend: He'd be a keeper
by UNKNOWN4441 January 2, 2013
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Robert

A fucking dick who sucks everybody's cock and nobody likes. He is the worst! Robert is an ugly piece of shit who needs to learn some fucking manners and how not to be rude
I HATE ROBERT!
by Sou Do Nimm June 19, 2018
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