Its like a report card, but it still is the reason why suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death amongst people under the age of 18.
Karen: let me see your progress report.
Son: ok
Karen: Indecipherable yelling and screaming and whipping.
3 hours later
Son: *BANG!*
Son: ok
Karen: Indecipherable yelling and screaming and whipping.
3 hours later
Son: *BANG!*
by MommypigSnortSnort October 15, 2020
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Person A: Adam Kinzinger is crying on camera during a hearing...
Person B: He is such a pet republican
Person B: He is such a pet republican
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1) Any human that worships teenage murderers regardless of political affiliation, ethnicity or country of residence.
2) A blanket term considered the politically correct replacement for ‘Nazi, Nazis, Filthy Fascists, Hitler Lover or Cold Blooded Killer.
2) A blanket term considered the politically correct replacement for ‘Nazi, Nazis, Filthy Fascists, Hitler Lover or Cold Blooded Killer.
1) Today’s GOP is predominately Rittenhouse Republicans because they enjoy murder fantasies.
2) Over time the Manson Family and Rittenhouse Republicans became synonymous.
2) Over time the Manson Family and Rittenhouse Republicans became synonymous.
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Get the Child repellent mug.noun. Short for the House of Representatives; one of the two houses of Congress, where mass debation (a pun on masturbation) occurs. Thus, the term 'house-of-reps' can be used to humorously and perhaps more subtly indicate one's prior engagement in the act of masturbation.
verb. 'house-of-repping' - to debate on a mass scale, ergo. to masturbate.
verb. 'house-of-repping' - to debate on a mass scale, ergo. to masturbate.
Friend: Sup mang, watcha do these holidays?
Me: Well, let's just say I adopted a very hands on interest in the house-of-reps.
Friend: Lawl, me too. Federal politics is the shiz.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): You guys seem pretty cool... How bout we discuss world affairs back at mine?
Me: Well, let's just say I adopted a very hands on interest in the house-of-reps.
Friend: Lawl, me too. Federal politics is the shiz.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): You guys seem pretty cool... How bout we discuss world affairs back at mine?
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Everyone who’s already listened to Hamilton: *sobbing*
Everyone who’s already listened to Hamilton: *sobbing*
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