Red Dawn

What you call an event that happens when you wake up next to a Russian after a very dirty night.

That super blond Russian woke up in my bed this morning. It was Red Dawn, and I won the war.

by Dr.P-Money August 22, 2011

Red Bud

Contrary to popular belief this is not a type of drug. It is a small city located in southern Illinois, approximately 45 minutes south of St. Louis, Missouri.

It is a rural community with an extensive background in agriculture and hunting. Most of the inhabitants are of Germanic or French descent.

Despite having a few thriving businesses that compete in the global market, Red Bud really isn't known for anything other than drunken high schoolers who party every weekend. Thus it's oh so popular nickname with the younger crowd, "Dead Bud." It is also often shorten simply to "The Bud."

While in college I met this redneck from Red Bud.

You meet those chicks at the party last night, they be Red Bud girls.

by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009

Red Sox Fans

Red Sox fans are the most annoying, immature, and disrespectful fans in all of baseball. They like to pretend that players like David Ortiz are perfect and never did steroids. They are hypocritical to the extreme, and always talk shit before they should. For example, red sox fans chanted "You do Steroids" at Alex Rodriguez who admitted to using steroids and admitted it was wrong. Yet, soon afterward David Ortiz was named as one of the people who tested positive for preformance enhancing drugs as well AND HE DENIED IT. Red Sox fans complain that the Yankees are overpaid but the Red sox are the second highest paid team in Major League baseball. AND the yankees have 20 more championships than the red sox. After the 2004 red sox won the world series, red sox fans became more annoying then ever before. WE GET IT, yes, the yankees did choke, and us yankee fans were very upset about it. However, we've moved on and you assholes bring it up every chance you get just to spite us. And then we humiliate you by reminding you that you will NEVER in this century compare to the Yankees. The yankees may be very generously paid but at least they play with class and sportsmanship. ANDDDD we have possibly the greatest closer who has ever lived and you have Jonathan Papplebon, a fucking disrespectful, arrogant piece of shit. Red sox fans, get over yourselves. When you win 20 more championships, then maybe you can talk shit.

Red sox fans bitched and moaned for nearly a century until they won their prescious world series in 2004 and 2007 and now they won't shut the fuck up about their gay ass red sox nation

by jd1993 August 14, 2009

Red Wings

You earn your "red wings" when you either
a) have sex on your period
b) have sex with someone on thier period

I must be an angel cause I have red wings! ;)

by nayeliavaria December 4, 2010

red state

A blue state where enough of the population has been disenfranchised by the New Jim Crow as to hand power to a tyrannical oligarchy known as the Republican Party.

Don't let your state become a red state. Say no to Republicans at all levels of government.

by Queen Buttrix January 23, 2021

red boy

A male (homosexual) prostitute

I really don't feel like writing down an example

by DameNoire November 6, 2004

Red Glide X level 9

When a morbidly obese woman with thighs covered in cellulite uses an extra small tampon and it slides out and ramps off the cellulite into a guys eye, which in turn causes him to vomit on her pubic area, and after the tampon a deoderant stick flies out covered in crabs and his the guy in the balls, giving him crabs that bite him then inturn he jumps and steps on the womans massive single boob which explodes abcess puss all over the world, which drowns and Al Gore makes a documentary of it including the 2girls1cup video to explain everything from your baby's daddy to juniors syphallis.

Dude, I just got to red glide x level 9

by Biccc April 20, 2008