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Romance

When you and your girlfriend have an oil wrestle until you fall off the bed then you chase her round the bedroom trying to stick your oily penis in her vagina.
"I did the romance thing with Bev last night"
by ItsIrrelephant August 17, 2014
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Bad romance

A new song by Lady GaGa. This song has been published in her new album Fame monster.

It is turning outto be more popular each day.
I chillwed whilst listening to bad romance.
by Finnerty December 1, 2009
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Romanian Puncture

Often shortened to RP/Arpie.

The act of inserting one's finger(s) inside the participant's anal.
Example 1:

Guy 1 - "Damn, my girl told me her poo comes out with no fuss, no squeezing involved what so ever!"

Guy 2 - "Yeah, she probably received the Romanian Puncture not too long ago"

Example 2:

Guy 1 - "I gave this hoe the Romanian Puncture today"

Guy 2 - "Errrrr, smell your fingers now"
by Sean Kent October 17, 2008
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Roman shower

yuchies!!.. a sexual turn-on for some freaky-deaky shittos where you vomit on your partner after sex!
ok..ok.. I give up.
see emetophilia, but that's a different kittle of 'fish'..* barfs*
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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my chemical romance

A shitty band from New Jersey that create really awful, generic songs and that sound like every other band at the moment. Fronted by Gerard Way, who (as my friend so brilliantly put) sounds like he should shot.
Seriously, there's nothing special about them- the only reason they suddenly became 'cool' is because Gerard started to wear red eyeshadow around his eyes. Now every girl in the world is buying shitloads of red eyeshadow and smothering it down their faces while screaming "I'M NOT OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!" Before Gerard's whole I'm A Guy And I'm Wearing Eyeshadow Which Is Make Up barely anyone had heard of My Chemical Romance. Guys wearing eyeliner is just A Thing at the moment and as soon as it goes out of fashion, Gerard will stop wearing it. There's very few male bandpeople that actually wear make up because they like it and think it makes them look more attractive. Infact I can only think of one- Brian Molko.
So there you have it, just another person's opinion on My Chemcial fucking Romance.
A time that I don't know....
Gerard: "oh no one like's us, probably because we're crap, but maybe it's because I'm not wearing any make up like every other guy is at the moment!"
Other Band Member: "Gerard, I think it IS because we're cra-"
Gerard: "Right! I'm going to buy me some eyeshadow!"

A while later....

*on MTV* "I'm not oKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

A Person Who Is Easily Brainwashed By Such Crap: "LIKE OMGZZZZZZ!!!! I LUV MCR!!!!!!! GERARD IS SO HOTT!!"
by Bethany July 6, 2005
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my chemical romance

Incredibly poor emo group, fronted by Gerard Way, who seem to have captured the minds of defenceless emo kids, and have turned them away from real music to their own brand of whining crap such as Helena or Im Not OK.
They have unfortunatly become strangely popular, but dont let yourself believe this is due to a modicum of talent, oh no, its solely down to the way the band pander to the image of fashion that is currently held by the ever growing contingent of emo kids.
Metaller - "wow MCR suck cock dont they?"
Emo-kid - "take that back, Gerard Way is the greatest person ever!!"(bursts out crying)

"OMG, Gerard Way looks like someone tried to beat him to death with a shovel"
"Yeah, too bad they failed"
by Disturbedfan April 16, 2005
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romanero

A disease seen in 200 AD when ones penis would result in obtaining blood pustuals for several months.
The romanero on my penis looks like it's going to explode.
by Hayday77 November 27, 2016
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