Loudest laugh, wettest pants

The game in which a group of ticklish people sit in a row on the sofa, couch, bed etc. and each one has a person to tickle them.
The one that laughs or squirms first will be pinned down by everybody else and tickled until they wet themselves.

He came home from his friends house and said he had played Loudest laugh, wettest pants. I didnt know what that meant, but he smelt bad.

by Smoof April 6, 2008

Pants Face

A person of extream uncoolness; annoying and silly.
Also Jerk Face, Jerk Pants, and Face Pants

That guy is such a pants face for saying that.

by penguin March 20, 2004

Pants Casserole

A type of warm, brown, trouser intrusion. Typically steamy and full bodied. A rich and sometimes creamy trouser stew.

Contrasts with Suit-pants Souffle.

Tom: hmm... what is that funky smell?
Jimmy: Oh, Hi Tom. That would be my Pants Casserole I've been baking all morning.

by jimbob pant pants April 6, 2009

Pants Fucked

When the lady's area isn't ready, so the guy simply fucks her through her pants.

Billy and Susie are making out and things got intimate.

Billy "I want to have sex with you"
Susie "No..."
Billy *takes his pants off and gets a handy from Susie while making out"
Billy "Can i atleast finger you?"
Susie "No, my area isn't really ready"
Billy is too horny so while his dick is out and is getting a handy he acts like he is fucking Susie while she has her pants on. Ending with susie being "Pants Fucked"

by Cap'n N Head March 20, 2011

penguin pants

Saggy ass pants, make y'all walk like penguins.

A: Oh hey, penguin pants- why you got your pants so low you be walking like a penguin?

by P. Pants March 31, 2008

Tard Pants

When the level of someones "tardness" is so high that the word pants must be added on to the word tard. Like when someones says fancy pants, smarty pants, stupid pants, ugly pants...ect.

"Todd thought that if you light a fart on fire then the flame will burn your intestines. Todd is a tard pants"

"Hey man do you want to go punch some babies? Its a lot of fun!"
"Dude youre a tard pants.."

by The tard pants definitioner April 13, 2009

Fat Man Pants

Fat Man pants are elasticated, comfortable trousers worn by the more gluttonous members of society. They stretch, they're comfortable and supply a beautiful breeze whilst wearing them and going commando simultaneously. They can be worn at all events and weddings are often frequented by fat men in fat man pants.

Ricey: You hitting club trax tonight?

The Cardinal: Aye, coming straight from a wedding

Mad-fuck Hanna: Club Trax in a tux?

The Cardinal: Obviously not, I'm hitting it in my burgundy fat man pants and straw hat.

by CommanderFatManPants July 24, 2010