When a guy and girl are in the 69 position...a guy will clench down on the girls clit with his teeth and then start smacking her in the face with his dick.
Dude, I was 69'ing with my girlfriend and she kept taking my dick out of her mouth so I taught her a lesson and gave her a Purple Otter
by Sondo May 19, 2010
1: Although there are other "sexual" meanings for the "purple helmet". The core definition is to compare someone to a less intelligent person.
2: To call someone stupid or a insulting retardation.
3: A inside joke about insulting someone that does not know what a purple helmet is.
2: To call someone stupid or a insulting retardation.
3: A inside joke about insulting someone that does not know what a purple helmet is.
by xBenjamin July 13, 2015
I was Chillen with my girlfriend last night and fell asleep for an hour, I woke up and...boom... A purple carrot. You can bet on it that we had a good time last night.
by Kinky boots123 May 20, 2016
by The real dic August 12, 2019
Short for 'Purple Joint', a condition caused by the inability to score when it matters most. Similar to blue-veiners except accompanied by anger, seepage and uncomfortable underwear problems. Purple J's are most common in misogynists, steroid abusers and angry men in fraternity sweaters.
Biff grew rigid looking at the curves defining Trent's tight cut-off jorts and knee-high tube socks. But when the final horn sounded Trent went home and got porked by the winning mascot leaving Biff nursing his bruised ego and a Purple J.
by Heatmiser July 07, 2012
one of teenagers and young adults favorite color combination, morely loved if you color-blend them...
by Tanyaaaaaaaaaa January 21, 2009
When a man shits into a womans mouth. then chokes her until she turns purple. He then punches her in the stomach causing her to spit the shit out like a toaster.
by mochadwarf September 27, 2009