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potato skins 

The left over shit stuck to the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush
After you punished my toilet, I had to scrub the potato skins off the bowl.
potato skins by Joseph (ADC) January 26, 2008
A slang term used when referring to a person who is mentally retarded. Also used when a normal person acts retarded.
"Dude, look at that potato running down the hall." or " You are acting like such a potato today!"
Potato by SweetDysentery October 17, 2013

pyrotechnical cheez potato 

A person that, rather being a couch potato, is a modem potato, spending long periods of time surfing the web, obsessing over exceedingly silly (aka "cheesy") information, to a such a degree that they spontaneously self-combust, but survive in a new form.
John used to hang out and go to parties, but after he became a pyrotechnical cheez potato, we didn't see much of him outside his computer room.

potato sacking 

Chuck Norris version of tea bagging
Chuck Norris isn't tea bagging, he's potato sacking
potato sacking by Mokattam September 4, 2008
Any girls who used social media for personal gain or to feel popular. Usually gets lots of likes, favorites, and retweets, but is secretly resented. Also fishes for compliments.
Jeez, Instagram is Potato Central tonight.
Potato by Fresh Baller September 5, 2013

dirty potato

The origin of the word is found in the culinary world where one mashes a potato while keeping the skin crushed along with the potato, thus making the potato seem to be "dirty." However, when eating these potatoes along side a girl who is strikingly beautiful but suspiciously anxious to hop in bed, one can clearly make the connection that is the definition of a "dirty potato." As you gaze at the soft, pleasant, tasteful aspects of the potato one can look up and find similarly beautiful aspects of the woman. However, when you get a taste of that sometimes bitter, unclean, downtrodden from years in the dirt only to be pulled from the ground to be enjoyed as a breif taste sensation... but suprisingly delightful and pleasing, only think back to the night before, when you both were engaged in the most vile and depraved acts of sexual misconduct you were ever lucky enough to be a part of, and one will finally see the true meaning of "dirty potato."
Good Lord, she did that?!!!?!??!

What a f***ing DP (Dirty Potato)!!!

2 quotes from one of the words creators:

"Yo, Im gonna be hittin' up some serious DP action tonight..."

"We're rollin' deep with DP's tonight."