poop chills

n. That chilly feeling that makes your arm hair stand up during a good dump. Immediately followed by a poop shiver.

If you don't get a chill during a good dump, you don't know how to poop!

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004

squirrel poop

something which does not exist. As the waste travels down the large intestine, it comes to it's end where magic causes it to dissappear. While many simply belive that after this stage it no longer exists, many scientists belive that it could actually be teleported to another dimention, or something even further beyond our comprehention.

Johnny never saw squirrel poop in his life.

by Not yourename January 12, 2006

Emo Poop

Bodily waste of varying color, shape, texture, and degree of pain may vary depending on what was eaten. The odor, however, is very specific. If the waste is removed from the body in a bathroom, the smell will stay in that room for about 3-7 days. If the door is closed, the smell will still pollute the whole house. If a person comes near a whiff of the stench; gagging, vomit, and fainting is very common. Sometimes, it is thought that a person missed the toilet and the bodily waste landed on a wall or floor, where no one is able to see, and that is why the room reeks with the horrendous fragrance.

"I think an Emo Poop just formed in my lungs"

by BathroomExperience December 20, 2008

poop breath

someone with really shitty smelling breath.

Cheryl Reed has poop breath!

by d-rock419 October 25, 2010

poop fart nigga sock

Poop fart nigga sock

Tony likes cock so he’s a poop fart nigga sock

by Coolkid_73 April 26, 2021

Tom Kha Poop

Rubbing coconut oil around your anus before farting, which produces the scent of thai soup.

Ive just Tom Kha Pooped

by Benny 500 February 10, 2020

Flaming bag of dog poop

The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.

Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.

by Toxic Ninja December 9, 2008