a dildo or object used as a dildo; in the days when there were parlors and girls used to sit and rock and because of Victorian taboos, no boys were allowed, the girls got off by impovised dildos or parlor peters.
Clementine rocked back and forth in the rocker and in and out with her parlor peter, hoping by chance some wayward boy would stop by and take her to paradise.
by Richard Black March 30, 2005
 Get the parlor petermug.
Get the parlor petermug. by Anonymous September 30, 2003
 Get the peter youngmug.
Get the peter youngmug. a person who will watch young men for hours dreaming of them afterward.
2.)a young manly sex goddess
3.)a large boobed transvestite
2.)a young manly sex goddess
3.)a large boobed transvestite
1.)"I think that St. Peter has been watching me shower everyday!"
2.)wow what a st.peter
3.)that guy is totally a st.peter, how weird!"
2.)wow what a st.peter
3.)that guy is totally a st.peter, how weird!"
by strangelady October 29, 2007
 Get the st. petermug.
Get the st. petermug. by Totally Not Kokichi  October 27, 2021
 Get the peter ybmug.
Get the peter ybmug. When your in the stall of a public restroom and somebody sits in the stall next to you and starts farting.
"So I was just sitting there on the can, when this guy goes in the stall next to me and starts doing a Peter Griffin."
by Dank Memester   March 6, 2019
 Get the Peter Griffinmug.
Get the Peter Griffinmug. Weirdo who you can always count on for a fun time. prolly plays the saxophone and isn’t afraid of telling anyone the truth. Really sweet and relaxed around only his close friends. You just can’t help but love Kyle PETER!
by @CWD4ever November 11, 2018
 Get the Kyle Petermug.
Get the Kyle Petermug. by Ball satchel May 28, 2018
 Get the peter bumpermug.
Get the peter bumpermug.