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parlor peter

a dildo or object used as a dildo; in the days when there were parlors and girls used to sit and rock and because of Victorian taboos, no boys were allowed, the girls got off by impovised dildos or parlor peters.
Clementine rocked back and forth in the rocker and in and out with her parlor peter, hoping by chance some wayward boy would stop by and take her to paradise.
by Richard Black March 30, 2005
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peter young

Loser who drew a face on his own penis and talks to it
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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st. peter

a person who will watch young men for hours dreaming of them afterward.
2.)a young manly sex goddess
3.)a large boobed transvestite
1.)"I think that St. Peter has been watching me shower everyday!"
2.)wow what a st.peter
3.)that guy is totally a st.peter, how weird!"
by strangelady October 29, 2007
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peter yb

A sexy ass stalker man from a game called "your boyfriend"
by Totally Not Kokichi October 27, 2021
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Peter Griffin

When your in the stall of a public restroom and somebody sits in the stall next to you and starts farting.
"So I was just sitting there on the can, when this guy goes in the stall next to me and starts doing a Peter Griffin."
by Dank Memester March 6, 2019
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Kyle Peter

Weirdo who you can always count on for a fun time. prolly plays the saxophone and isn’t afraid of telling anyone the truth. Really sweet and relaxed around only his close friends. You just can’t help but love Kyle PETER!
by @CWD4ever November 11, 2018
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peter bumper

The homosexual sex act of bumping penises together
Just found out. My friend Bryan is a peter bumper. Oh Shit
by Ball satchel May 28, 2018
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