Period

A fucking blood shit hole that women go threw, and are probably on the verge of killing themselves because they're so done with bleeding just to know " HOLY SHIT! I'M NOT PREGNANT!!."

"I got my fucking period."

You: Snail trail?

Coochie: No, Blood :)

by ShitStain#1 April 7, 2022

Period Wasted

Feeling Faint, Sick, Tired, Awful! Etc

Girl 1 - "Ugh I Feel Like Fainting & These Cramps!"
Girl 2 - "Omg! Your juss Period Wasted 💁🏼"

by Amethyst Ferland October 4, 2015

Period

The feeling of a creature with sword claws inside your stomach tearing your genitals apart as your vagina is bleeding satans waterfall as you have constant mood swings.

Girl: Leave my gen it also alone
Period: no bitch

by Bitchessayperiodt October 18, 2019

Period blackout

When a girl is on her period and blacks out with with rage due to cramps and hormones. Period blackouts occasionally result in shame hangovers the following day

My girlfriend had a period blackout last night and punched me in the face.

by Sht99ht March 9, 2014

Period

Something Toxic Slow Ass be sayin

im toxic and thats on PERIOD

by Taezo October 1, 2020

period

Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.

Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring

by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022

Entrepreneurial Period

The Entrepreneurial Period is similar to the female menstrual cycle. It's where an entrepreneur goes through different mood cycles throughout a certain period of time. These moods are normally based on how their business endeavors and family life is doing.

Wife: Bill was in a really good mood last week but this week he's irritable. He must be on his entrepreneurial period.

by Windows65 October 10, 2016