penis poison

when you end up with an unexpected thing after having sex

he gave her penis poison and then 9 months later....along came baby

by gatorgrl December 22, 2008

penis lord

A man with the strongest dong

He is the ultimate penis lord.

by Dank Definitions January 8, 2018

Penis Peeker

One who sneaks peeks at males genitalia.

I was walking out of the shower when that penis peeker took a look at the angle of my dangle.

by Spence da Peek December 7, 2006

penis meat

The actual substance that makes up the Penis and is the tastiest part. Commonly referred to as the shaft.

She was eating my Penis meat all night long.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 17, 2018

pebble penis

Smallest classification of penis.
Smaller than a tiny penis or micro penis.
Barely classified as a penis it is so small.
Small penile bump protruding from a male's pubic area.

"Did you bang Morris?"
"No, he had a pebble penis, it would have been impossible!"

by blamblamglam December 10, 2013

penis polisher

Someone who cleans off the cum on a dick

Elijah is a penis polisher

by eandh2016 October 25, 2012

Clenched penis

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie

Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"

by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016