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Parker

Sexy beast with long flippy hair, he's really hot and has a big dick too.
Guy 1: parker just showed me his dick
Guy 2: that's kinda gay

Parker: (nude) what?
Guy 2: wow!!!
by tredd123456789 November 28, 2013
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park ridge

an upper-middle class suburban town thats close enough to the city to get drugs easily, but far enough where you dont have to worry about being shot for driving that mercedes daddy bought you for your sweet 16. cops in abundance, they're always watching you no matter where you are. if there's an accident, you can rest assured there will be at least 4 units there within 2 minutes. no joke. and the best part... there's a starbucks everywhere you turn.
park ridge = greatest town on the planet
by i love park ridge May 13, 2005
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highland park

A small community in Dallas, Texas often referred to as the bubble. Lots of people diss HP but its really not that bad. People are PARTLY right in saying people here are snobby and rich, but saying that we are ALL really rude and snobby isn't fair though because there still some nice people who live here. We are used to expensive clothes and food, but that doesn't mean that none of us deserve it. Many people who live here own businessess and are doctors or other professions that bring in a large cash flow. People from HP are often called Parkies. Please don't pay attention to the definitions that say we are sooooooo rich and soooooo awesome and everyone is just mad because we are so much cooler than them! Those are the people in Highland Park who are conceited, spoiled brats who have access to their parents money and credit cards and can do anything they want. The majority of us are nice!
The Majority of the people in Highland Park are not snobby!
by Caroline G September 29, 2005
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Park Avenue

A bitchin ride made by Buick. The Park Avenue line started out in 1989 as a tag for The 1989 Buick Electra Park Avenue. In 1990 it lost the electra as Buick came out with a Park Avenue. It embodies the best of the best, loaded with options and everything you would need to live in one. Plus, if like me, you have the '89 PA with the red velvet interior, bitches will suddenly want rides and the center armrest will fold upwards, just begging for road head.
friend: Yo man, you see Eric in his bitchin' car?
Tru Gangsta: Fuck you bitch! that ain't just a car, that's a Park Avenue! you know all the bitches be wantin one of them! you can get 6 hoes in that thang, muthafucka what you thinkin'?!
by Superman5050 December 20, 2006
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Schiller Park Stegosaurus

Begin by jizzing on the back of a girl's neck. Allow the cum to run down to her tailbone. Then as the jizz starts to dry stand Doritos upwards in the cum trail. She will then resemble a stegosaurus!
by freak070@gmail.com January 6, 2008
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ball park franked

before vacation a girl is looking very skinny and attractive, yet she goes to florida and comes back plump like a christmas goose. this is very similar to a ballpark frank hot dog, that plumps up when you warm it up
boy 1: yikes...she was so hot in february...and look at her now in april, shes fat! what happened?

boy 2: she went to florida and learned how to eat

boy 3: that bitch ball park franked
by coolkid812 May 3, 2006
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Peter parker

by Bucky barns July 3, 2018
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