Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019

Palmer

Is a charming and handsome guy, has the best hair , ok dancer , gets ladies, is loyal, good at a lot of things , if his heart gets played with it takes a while for him to recover can say the n word , also did I mention very handsome, cute

Black person - damn I wish I was Palmer he’s my nigga

by Palmqr October 19, 2019

Parker

Parkers are usually very open with their feelings towards others, even if he doesn’t know them well. Parker is a generally funny guy and tries to make the best out of any situation. Parkers are very confident in themselves and always strives to be his best self. When Parkers fall for a girl, they fall HARD. Parkers are very loyal to their girlfriend and if you happen to have a Parker as your boyfriend, DONT LOSE HIM!

Damn Parker is so confident in himself. How did I get so lucky?

by Maddie1833 October 20, 2019

parmearegano

Parmesan cheese and oregano sauce
What do we have? ParmeAregano but pronounced differently

Why would someone use ParmeAregano in a sentence?

by ParmeAregano October 23, 2019

Parker

The hottest man you'll ever meet, he's kind, caring, and really good at football. He's really athletic and knows how to partayy. He might be named after Spiderman.

Daria: wow is that Parker he's so hot
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him

by DariaLovesParker October 30, 2019

Parker

Parker will be one of the most cocky, funniest, caring, cute person you will know. He will try to help if you aren't doing okay, he'll make you feel emotional, but most of all, he'll make you feel like you are someone in this world😊 So suggest you find a guy named Parker and make him your bestfriend before life for you gets sucky again! Hurry, go find a Parker now😌

Parker: hi
You: Hi
Parker: what's up
You: Being sad
Parker: Why are you sad?
You: Idk
Parker: Wanna talk
You: Yeah

*talks for a little to help*

by Rhianna Jade November 1, 2019

Parker

A guy who uses girls for their popularity.A guy who has a different girlfriend every 5 seconds.UGLY af.

Person #1:Ew look it’s “Parker”
Person#2:He’s the one with 10 girlfriends right?
Person#1:Yup.

by GnoobePlayer1234 November 3, 2019