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Panda

1. (Noun) A slang term for law enforcement officer/s. In reference to the infamous "Black and White" marked vehicles of the LAPD. A relatively obscure term that started in the West Coast that spread Southeast, towards the gulf coast states. Still used infrequently and sporadically in places like H-Town, The D, Atlanta, and even reports of its usage as far East as Miami and as far North in Chiraq.

2. (Noun) A white BMW X6 with full black tinted windows; looks like a "Panda". As referenced in Desiigner's song of the same name.
1. Karl: "Ay, lookin for some bud."
Sean: "Got you fam, have some primo loud right here."
(Sees police cruiser creep up the street)
Karl: "Yo, Panda"
Sean: "Shit nigga, I was finna pull out a whole zip. 'Preciate it."

2. "Damn, that Panda is fire. Wonder how much he paid for those tints?"

"I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers" - Desiigner
by Kush Coma October 18, 2016
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panda lover

A slur against Han Chinese people first coined by CNN host Fareed Zakaria, meaning a person or politician who sucks up to China or the CCP. He first said it in context to Trump constantly changing his position on policies and attitudes regarding China.
"He can do anything, Trump can turn himself into a panda lover and boast about it, and no one cares."
by im not feeling it January 20, 2025
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panda

pandas are able to maul you to death in mere seconds
by literal psycopath April 12, 2021
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Panda

Pandas are the cutest animal ever. They are located in china, in the high montans in bamboo forests. They only eat bamboo. They eat about 12 pounds of bamboo everday.
by Pandalover69693 🐼🐼 November 10, 2018
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Santa Panda

A Califurnia Buddhist who also happens to be quite attractive.
They were curious how they might cross paths with the cherished Santa Panda.
by LTKraptor December 13, 2020
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Panda Paw

A mix of massage and stretching exercises done by Ben and Liv Hatley. It was so named because of Ben's large hands. Often he does them to his grandkids or friends. And also he does these to Liv who absolutely loves it. This is guaranteed to make you limber. No ifs, hands, or paws about it!
Ben: Hey, anybody up for a baseball game? I'm ready to do my Panda Paw. You've got to warm up, you know? You can't play baseball on a cold body.

Liv: You're right. This is sweet. I love the Panda Paw stretches. The Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean - they're all part of it. (she starts doing a Hatley Hula) Easy now, don't go too much.

D.D.: What is this? I've never seen it. And who are you guys? I want to join this, too. It looks like fun.

Ben: I'm Ben Hatley. And this is my wife, Olivia, but folks call her Liv. This is my Panda Paw stretch. Why don't you try it? (he shows D.D. how to do some of it)

Liv: Is she getting the hang of it yet?

Ben: I don't think she can see. I don't think she can do this.

D.D.: He's right. I can't see. I'm blind and have to be guided. Do any of you two want to help me?

Liv: You poor thing. Sure we'll help. These stretches are awesome. And anyone can do it! Here, I'll help.

Beatrice: (entering with a baseball bat in hand) Hey, is the game on yet? I want to play!

Ben: Wait, we're just doing the Panda Paw stretches. Why don't you join us, too. We're all already teaching your friend, D.D.

D.D.: (reaches up and high fives Ben) This rocks! We're going to have to do these at the senior center. I love this!

Ben: Well, now that we're all limbered up, let's play ball! (he picks up a baseball and throws it at Beatrice. And he yells:) Batter up!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 22, 2011
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Blissful Panda

Blissful Panda is a twitch user with (At The Time) 1 follower, that being her best friend, RievexMay. She moderates for RievexMay and is pretty much unknown. As of today, all we know about Blissful Panda is that her name is Aubrey.
"Who's Blissful Panda?"
"Oh, She's RievexMay's Moderator. Shes cool."
by DepressedDepression June 1, 2023
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