Michael Patrick Kennedy III

The name of the Third Michael Patrick Kennedy, a young man who now resides in a small town in New England. He is resentful of his name and pretends he is an original by claiming to be the ONLY Michael Patrick Kennedy, and therefore does not use the title THE THIRD.

Michael Patrick Kennedy III is indeed, the third Michael Patrick Kennedy.

by A person who knows the facts May 20, 2009

Patrick

A wanna be who thinks that the world revolves around him. Who enjoys his moms hairy strap on dildo, up his ass.

What's your name?, said Joe "My name is Patrick"

"STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!"Says Joe

by Joe Finkelberry January 13, 2010

Patrice

To poke your index finger into a persons anus in a surprising fashion. Usually in public in order to stun them

See that girl bending over? Shall I patrice the hell outta her?

by skirts July 13, 2014

Patrick

A complete loser and moron and dumber than any one else

Guy#1:Look at Patrick man, he's jiggling!

Guy#2:I know!!!! Patrick's such a little chode nugget.

by 123679135120382631278902136827 May 5, 2010

Saint Patrick's Day

The bestest day in the entire world. Everyone is Irish and you can drink until you're shit faced. Guinness flows like water and you get to pinch people on the ass. It's also MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOO HOOOO

Meet you at the pub for some lucky charms and green beer.

by Patty March 28, 2004

Patrick

asshole bitch fucks ugly girls

patrick

by serpent1001 June 27, 2016

Patrick

someone who has a penis shorter than his toe

omg look at his shoe size it must be a patrick

by bigslayer77181 January 1, 2017