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Get the 4th place mug."The place" is the mental state where one simply wants to curl up under a blanket in a dark room and sleep for hours. To be in "the place" is to be that special kind of demotivated, tired and anxious that makes you want to avoid responsibility and the rest of the world in favor of a cozy cave.
Friend - "It's 7am, let's make coffee and go on a hike!"
Me - "That sounds great but I'm in the place right now, can we do it tomorrow?"
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1 the tour of seattle included a visit to "pikes place market". 2 bill: would you do angela? Skeet: you kidding? She's pikes place market man!
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