Officey

The state of having a job in an office creating a undefined flabby physique. A way to call someone whom works at an office fat nicely.

"Honey, you need a job where you don't work at an office. You look a little officey latley."

by Officey Paul July 20, 2012

Offill

1. An offill is someone who steals things by simply being absent minded or someone who does it on purpose and claims innocence.

2. An offill is a friend who will mooch off of you to the point of even thievery. Typically one who borrows things like tools, electronics, and money and never return them.

Oh I'm sorry Officer... I accidentally drove off without paying for my gasoline at the Texaco station up the road

Winona Ryder was caught in 2001 trying to leave Saks Fifth Avenue with more than $5,000 worth of merchandise, she claims she was under heavy meds, but typical signs of an offill.

Hey, it's your brother John Doe... What's up brother... Do you have a power sander I can borrow?... Well I used to however my friend Dwayne is such an Offill I never saw it again...

by Rayden Corverus December 5, 2012

Offishness

Pushing people away or not reciprocating with someone. Usually in a very terse way.

I try to be friendly to my nerdy cleanfreak roomate; but his manchild like offishness is getting on my nerves.

by creosote September 18, 2016

officerarmando

politician in the state of New York. yes a Republican he is. he wants to be a Republican Senator from New York. good luck with that, he is funny and dr.

Governor, OfficerArmando

by SenateDemocrat August 7, 2019

officer nordberg

The one man on the Police Squad who hasn't given up looking for the real killer(s) of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.

Officer Nordberg has remained dogged about finding the real killer since he accidentally contaminated and ruined the crime scene with his own DNA.

by The Cap N' July 21, 2020

officialacnhmarshal

a tiktoker with 2k followers.
they make a variety of content.

Sam: have you followed officialacnhmarshal on TikTok?
James: no?
Sam: get tf out of my house

by urbantiktoker December 28, 2020

officialyejifromitzy

Yeji is a troll account with 687 followers on tiktok she always wanted for someone to make one for her but instead she is making one for herself 😽

What am I supposed to put😃
-officialyejifromitzy

by officialyejifromitzy January 2, 2021