Offill

1. An offill is someone who steals things by simply being absent minded or someone who does it on purpose and claims innocence.

2. An offill is a friend who will mooch off of you to the point of even thievery. Typically one who borrows things like tools, electronics, and money and never return them.

Oh I'm sorry Officer... I accidentally drove off without paying for my gasoline at the Texaco station up the road

Winona Ryder was caught in 2001 trying to leave Saks Fifth Avenue with more than $5,000 worth of merchandise, she claims she was under heavy meds, but typical signs of an offill.

Hey, it's your brother John Doe... What's up brother... Do you have a power sander I can borrow?... Well I used to however my friend Dwayne is such an Offill I never saw it again...

by Rayden Corverus December 5, 2012

Officle

A mix between a an office and a cubicle. With the growing number of technology companies moving to the "open space" approach to promote higher productivity and more effective communication between employees, offices are being replaced by homogenized cubicle farms. But not all cubicles are created equal. Employees that are higher in the corporate ladder generally receive larger cubicles with higher walls (of course some semblance of a pecking order must be preserved!). This larger cubicle/office is called an officle.

Larger cubicles with higher walls are called an officle.

by Joezen November 19, 2007

officle

1.A prison.
2.A box with a desk in it.
3.Not a cubicle and not an office, but a cross between the two. Bigger than a cube, but without a door or floor to ceiling walls.

Robert is having a meeting in his officle. But we have to be quiet because everybody can hear us.

by I Hate Officles February 2, 2005

Officle

Not quite an office but not a cubicle either. Pronounced awfulicle as it has the worst of both environments, most notably the feeling of privacy yet offering none. Generally it is an expanded cubicle with higher walls (not to the ceiling however) and it may or may not have a door.

With his promotion, John moved out of his cubicle and into the officle in the corner. He quickly realized that he was enjoying the privileges of an office.

by pdqcumber August 4, 2009

Officle

An officle is a room, set of rooms with a door separated from neighboring workspaces by partitions that are usually 7–10 feet tall, but not connected from floor to ceiling. An officle creates the illusion of privacy allowing noise and air to flow through the space.

An office may be assigned to a specific person and conversation of nearby officles may often overheard: Carol's officle is next to mine.

by Hwiese September 16, 2010

offilosive

Offilosive is a personality trait of liking sex, blood, and pain. If this is your personality trait you are 100% a chronic masturbator.

Guy 1: Yes, I have an offilosive personality.
Guy 2: Dude, YOU are just a chronic masturbator who likes sex, blood, and pain.
Guy 1: SHUT UP!!!
Guy 2: Nah, i'm good.

by PokeMaster5050 January 8, 2020

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by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010