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1. An offill is someone who steals things by simply being absent minded or someone who does it on purpose and claims innocence.

2. An offill is a friend who will mooch off of you to the point of even thievery. Typically one who borrows things like tools, electronics, and money and never return them.
Oh I'm sorry Officer... I accidentally drove off without paying for my gasoline at the Texaco station up the road

Winona Ryder was caught in 2001 trying to leave Saks Fifth Avenue with more than $5,000 worth of merchandise, she claims she was under heavy meds, but typical signs of an offill.

Hey, it's your brother John Doe... What's up brother... Do you have a power sander I can borrow?... Well I used to however my friend Dwayne is such an Offill I never saw it again...
Offill by Rayden Corverus December 5, 2012
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A mix between a an office and a cubicle. With the growing number of technology companies moving to the "open space" approach to promote higher productivity and more effective communication between employees, offices are being replaced by homogenized cubicle farms. But not all cubicles are created equal. Employees that are higher in the corporate ladder generally receive larger cubicles with higher walls (of course some semblance of a pecking order must be preserved!). This larger cubicle/office is called an officle.
Larger cubicles with higher walls are called an officle.
Officle by Joezen November 19, 2007
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1.A prison.
2.A box with a desk in it.
3.Not a cubicle and not an office, but a cross between the two. Bigger than a cube, but without a door or floor to ceiling walls.
Robert is having a meeting in his officle. But we have to be quiet because everybody can hear us.
officle by I Hate Officles February 2, 2005
Not quite an office but not a cubicle either. Pronounced awfulicle as it has the worst of both environments, most notably the feeling of privacy yet offering none. Generally it is an expanded cubicle with higher walls (not to the ceiling however) and it may or may not have a door.
With his promotion, John moved out of his cubicle and into the officle in the corner. He quickly realized that he was enjoying the privileges of an office.
Officle by pdqcumber August 4, 2009
An officle is a room, set of rooms with a door separated from neighboring workspaces by partitions that are usually 7–10 feet tall, but not connected from floor to ceiling. An officle creates the illusion of privacy allowing noise and air to flow through the space.
An office may be assigned to a specific person and conversation of nearby officles may often overheard: Carol's officle is next to mine.
Officle by Hwiese September 16, 2010

offilosive 

Offilosive is a personality trait of liking sex, blood, and pain. If this is your personality trait you are 100% a chronic masturbator.
Guy 1: Yes, I have an offilosive personality.
Guy 2: Dude, YOU are just a chronic masturbator who likes sex, blood, and pain.
Guy 1: SHUT UP!!!
Guy 2: Nah, i'm good.
offilosive by PokeMaster5050 January 8, 2020

offiliate 

Offiliate with CoolBunny wspost cool images.
offiliate by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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