Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

Take a number 3

To masturabate, jerkoff, or rub one out. The action of releasing a load of nut juice.

Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.

A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut

by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022

fryer tuck number

The worst form of balding, as this form of balding convinces the man that they aren’t really bald because the thinning takes place (out of sight out of mind) at the back/top of the head creating a rediculous specticle for anyone standing behind the person

Just go bald at the front like a normal cunt, ya mad fryer tuck number lol

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Numbers

1234567890 here

Just numbers

by Thisguyisuseless July 9, 2023

Sheer number of bears

A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.

Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about

by Pritchbitch69 May 16, 2021

Number 7

student watches PORN and gets NæKED

Number 7: I really hate minorities
tom: me too

by kiddydiddler April 6, 2021

number plate racism

To assume a driver’s attributes and abilities according to the State of Issue of their number plates.

“All cars from Kansas drive slowly in the overtaking lane.” “ Hey! That’s number plate racism!”
“All Californians drive stoned.”

“All New Yorkers drive too fast.”

by On the level [---o---] July 2, 2024