Example 1:
Stephanie: "Hey Edgar, we should go skating one day."
Edgar: "HAHA You're a joke!"
Stephanie: "Uhm, sorry what?"
Example 2:
Stephanie: "Hey, did you play proline today?"
Edgar: "Ya I did, you're a joke."
Stephanie: "That doesn't even make sense?"
Edgar: "You're a joke, how don't you get that?"
Stephanie: "Hey Edgar, we should go skating one day."
Edgar: "HAHA You're a joke!"
Stephanie: "Uhm, sorry what?"
Example 2:
Stephanie: "Hey, did you play proline today?"
Edgar: "Ya I did, you're a joke."
Stephanie: "That doesn't even make sense?"
Edgar: "You're a joke, how don't you get that?"
by Steponme December 18, 2013
I make racist jokes.
by 1928293933992 September 09, 2021
Joke told in order to gain shock value, typically told by the lower of the intelligence ladder. The jokes are uncalled for and only meant to piss people off.
New guy:Look on billybinos profile, hes made 664,234 posts on this forum in only 12 months! He must always be online.
Old Guy: yea, he basically lives online, look hes made a new dead baby joke.
Old Guy: yea, he basically lives online, look hes made a new dead baby joke.
by Babybunny October 30, 2006
by Stevo127 November 05, 2010
by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022
A joke, in which instead of saying something old, like "Have you ever just wanted to kill someone?", you would say something such as "Anyone ever wanted to just take a baby and put red thumb tacts in it's eyeballs so when it looks around it looks like a demon?".
Dead or alive baby jokes example
Idiot-"Have you ever got so angry you wanted to break your xbox?"
Smart Person-"No no no, now it's have you ever wanted to just take out a babies tail bone with your bare hands?"
Idiot-"Have you ever got so angry you wanted to break your xbox?"
Smart Person-"No no no, now it's have you ever wanted to just take out a babies tail bone with your bare hands?"
by 1997sjg April 05, 2011
Repeatedly employing the leads Suzie and Dave, a Suzie and Dave joke is the high point world comedic culture, combining a rare level of wit and timing that can only be appreciated by the greatest of minds.
COMEDY TIME WITH SUZIE AND DAVE
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Suzie and Dave were walking down the street.
This kid came up to Dave and challenged her to a race.
"I'm fast!" he said, "you're slow and stupid!"
"Ooh! I'll show you!" Dave said, and they began the race.
Dave won the race and the guy walked away.
"Well!" said Suzie, "You certainly showed him!"
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Suzie and Dave were walking down the street.
This kid came up to Dave and challenged her to a race.
"I'm fast!" he said, "you're slow and stupid!"
"Ooh! I'll show you!" Dave said, and they began the race.
Dave won the race and the guy walked away.
"Well!" said Suzie, "You certainly showed him!"
by rezo June 18, 2004