german brainrot

randomized chaos with animals and strange stuff

example of german brainrot:
random pigeon: hast du meine kiste mit drehtischen gesehen?
mr krabs: nein

by ali._ January 19, 2025

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German Incursion

When a person gives a handjob to two people simultaneously, each receiver on one side of a national border. (Cross-border handjob) -Taylor Richard

Lucy was on the German/Belgium border giving a German incursion.

by Frine February 14, 2015

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Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations

James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import

by ttykhd August 02, 2024

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When you put it in her ass then her puss and cum on her face and pieces of shit come out it resembles a German marshmallow pie

Dude I gave Susan a German pie last night she loves it like thanksgiving

by Middletoe365 April 21, 2016

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When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.

Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

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A huge machine with a cute name that is absolutely horrifying.

Allied Soldier:Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?

by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020

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American: Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?

by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020

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