purple peacock

One can often find purple peacocks watching French films, excessively wearing feminine colors, tackling a stair master, refusing to watch sports and/or take part in any manly activities. These unique, but quite common, creatures hook up with copious amounts of girls (usually unattractive ones), denying their true sexual attraction to men. These poor creatures suffer through a life of loneliness and self reflection, as they constantly try to prove to themselves that they are not gay.

"Karl, who was the beat chick you brought back last night?"

"I don't know, but we wear the same underwear and we fell asleep watching Twilight together. It was a lovely night."

"What a purple peacock!"

by Eskimo Braaaaaaaadley March 9, 2010

Purple Otter

When a guy and girl are in the 69 position...a guy will clench down on the girls clit with his teeth and then start smacking her in the face with his dick.

Dude, I was 69'ing with my girlfriend and she kept taking my dick out of her mouth so I taught her a lesson and gave her a Purple Otter

by Sondo May 20, 2010

Purple J

Short for 'Purple Joint', a condition caused by the inability to score when it matters most. Similar to blue-veiners except accompanied by anger, seepage and uncomfortable underwear problems. Purple J's are most common in misogynists, steroid abusers and angry men in fraternity sweaters.

Biff grew rigid looking at the curves defining Trent's tight cut-off jorts and knee-high tube socks. But when the final horn sounded Trent went home and got porked by the winning mascot leaving Biff nursing his bruised ego and a Purple J.

by Heatmiser July 8, 2012

Purple Churble

A spumy, odiferous discolored internal boil located in or around the urethra.

Man that donkey clit sure smacked of a fiesty purple churble.

by AMBaltay February 26, 2008

Purple shoes

A man with terrible shoes

My god look at Joey’s purple shoes - horrific!

by The real dic August 12, 2019

blue/purple

one of teenagers and young adults favorite color combination, morely loved if you color-blend them...

the sunset sometimes has the colors blue/purple

by Tanyaaaaaaaaaa January 21, 2009

Purple Toaster

When a man shits into a womans mouth. then chokes her until she turns purple. He then punches her in the stomach causing her to spit the shit out like a toaster.

"jill was talking back to me last night, so i gave her a purple toaster"

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by mochadwarf September 27, 2009