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Numbers 31

Wait... The Jewish guy who is better than anyone at CNN... He's going to cite the passage in the bible where God... Tells his followers... To kill all of the men.... And all of the women who have known a man... And to capture all of little girls as spoils...
Hym 😨 "Did he just cite numbers 31!? I mean... You see the irony there, right? Am I the only one who sees it? I am? Oh... Well, no, see... I mean, you SEE the irony there? Number 31? THAT is the passage from the bible you want to quote there? Your entire position was 'Hamas are animals! The Jews would NEVER do the thing that Hamas is doing... Which is murder and kidnap children.... Like in Numbers 31... Where God tells them to do that... And then they do exactly that...' I mean, do you see the irony there? That you chose THAT PASSAGE to quote? You could have chose LITERALLY any other part of the bible! But you chose the 'Murder and kidnapping' part to quote... THERE, like, TODAY... Just now... Wh... Why?"
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
mugGet the Numbers 31mug.

Reece Stephan number 1 victory royale

Number 1 victory royale fortnite yeh we bout to get down
You head Reece’s singing

No what is it

Number 1 victory royals fort Ute yeh we bout to get

down

Reece Stephan number 1 victory royale
by Callum barr March 27, 2021
mugGet the Reece Stephan number 1 victory royalemug.

Number six meal

The act of fucking 4 nugget people covered in a sauce of your choice (preferably ketchup or BBQ)
Friend: what you want to eat
Me: oh Im not hungry I already had a number six meal
by NuggGod March 9, 2020
mugGet the Number six mealmug.

fryer tuck number

The worst form of balding, as this form of balding convinces the man that they aren’t really bald because the thinning takes place (out of sight out of mind) at the back/top of the head creating a rediculous specticle for anyone standing behind the person
Just go bald at the front like a normal cunt, ya mad fryer tuck number lol
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
mugGet the fryer tuck numbermug.

numbere

Where Anika gives me her number without making me feel illiterate.
Give me your numbere Anika.
by Shitballs0319 November 19, 2020
mugGet the numberemug.

Number 1.5

When your shit was so runny, it’s as if there was a dick in there mixing your shit with piss. Also known as Ass Pissing
What’s taking you so long in the bathroom?”
“Sorry it was a Number 1.5
by TheSRocks05 October 10, 2019
mugGet the Number 1.5mug.

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