magic-miking

When u take off ur shirt and put on some tight pants (tie is optional) and lather urself in oil, then pose in front of ur girl (the mirror if ur lonely).

John: Hey babe wanna go magic-miking?
Ashley: Yes

by PLAyer.4nomyNOUS May 12, 2020

Mike Oak

Mike Oak = Banger

Wow see that guy over there he's a Mike Oak

by BigDungus69 May 15, 2020

Mike Hike

The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.

Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)

by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020

Chocolate Mike

Chocolate Mike taste great

"Chocolate Mike taste great" -James

Everyone nodded in agreement with James

by risengamer1337 June 10, 2020

Mike crispino

Loves organic food. Is very athletic and loves cumburger

I love mike Crispino he gives good cumburger

by Gayjewboy42069 September 16, 2020

Muted Mike

The act of keeping your finger in an anus too long.

your girl just got skraight muted mike by themanthemyththelegend

by 1quick1 June 20, 2013

mike the jew

this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!

Mike the jew is always counting numbers

by guy in a tree January 18, 2012