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Crossroads Middle School

A shithole of a middle school that is located in the 4 deepest circles of hell, Lewisberry, Goldsboro/Etters, and New Cumberland.

You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.

The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.

You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
Jose: Hey remember Crossroads Middle School?
Nikko: Yeah Mr Leukus threw a chair at me and raped me for sneezing in his class
by anonymous December 8, 2022
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sluts in the middle

A collective term referring to any females (or males) in your social group that dress whorrishly, and let out excessive erotic giggles to get the center of attention.
instructor: "Ok everyone, get comfortable, were watching The Odyssey today.

(sluts run to the middle and laugh)

anon: sluts in the middle!!
by battletortoise May 12, 2008
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Oak Crest Middle

A school in so-cali next to the beach but utterly uninhabited by surfers. Filled with a few types of kids: the don't care get it troube kids, the annoying kids, the too-cool for school kids, the bratty eighth grade girls, and the dorks. but they are cool dorks, and make up for all the other people at oak crest. bad seventh grade science teachers. better than digueno.
Kid: Oh my god I just had the worst day
Kid: Oh why
Kid: I just came from Oak Crest Middle
Kid: Oh.
by maggo t. December 8, 2010
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Cloud in the middle

You have a really soft personality but you always get in the middle of everyone's buissness
by Jimmy johns urginson February 17, 2017
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Reedy Creek Middle

A f*cked up middle school in NC that has screams echoing through the hallway, a fight weekly, and a stupid student population.
"Reedy Creek Middle Is down the street. I'm terrified of it"
by link8785 November 3, 2017
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Broadalbin Perth Middle School

just a school full of thotty 6th grade whores, wannabe popular 7th graders, and drama causing rats in 8th.
Fuck Broadalbin Perth Middle School! This school sucks more dick than a pornstar!
by iwanttodietbh June 2, 2018
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West Cary Middle

The school That is Known as hell and where you make a friend and the next year, The friend Hates for no fucking Reason next, the gym teacher breaks your computer screen, because You had it in a locker for safety because the 8th graders that walk by there are theifs and like taking your Personal stuff.
Then the racist Math Teacher won’t help you because your a different race and calls you stupid just because she doesn’t explain shit then some kid breaks your locker because the Girl That hates you say some stupid rumors and then the kid who got expelled threatens to shoot up the school.

When you bring a box of pizza a stampede of 7th Graders comes after you
fuck my school sucks, you poor poor Soul, You haven’t seen West Cary middle
by Imgoingtosnapmyneck November 19, 2018
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