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dead like me

Best Damn show ever, and it is getting canceled !
by Urban Dictionary January 15, 2005
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ya heard me

Do you understand me? ya heard
popular in New Orleans.
the phrase is suppose to come after a sentence.
-Go get my shit, ya heard me.
-Say brah, I'm chillin here in Orlando, ya heard me.
-C-murder's innocent, ya heard me.
by Mic Check September 11, 2005
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Fuck Me Eyes!

A request uttered, shouted or grumbled by a pirate (or two pirates at one another) when they lusting for eye socket fornication.
"YARR, we've been out to sea far too long, and the hole in my rump has gotten all rotted up. Sickly and vile, unsuitable for penetration. So, FUCK ME EYES! YARR!"
by The MackDaddy of the Seven Sea September 14, 2009
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put me on

to inform some body or to hook them up with something
yo dunn put me on with that girl you know round your way
by annoymous October 24, 2004
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Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands

Bracelets that you snap and perfrom sexual actions.
Black= hardcore
Sliver=fisting
Red=lapdance
Blue=blow job
Clear= what ever you want
Yellow= hug
Orange=kiss
White=flash you tits
Glow in the drak= use sex toys
Brown= toss my salad
Green=cunnlingus
Pink=flash
He snapped my blue braclet and i gave him a blow job.
by missj451 July 8, 2004
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cum in me daddy

Jessica told her boyfriend "cum in me daddy!" while they were having sex. Now she's pregnant. Scared yet?
by bunnybitch2412 December 19, 2016
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pick me girl

a pick me girl is very easy to distinguish for other girls but men tend to fall for it very easily. A pick me girl will RAVE about how she only hangouts with the male species because its “easier and less drama filled” but in reality non pick me girls just don’t claim her. She will go out of her way to make fun of a gf for something private or embarrassing they told her in front of a group of guys to make them like her less. It goes without say that she will act COMPLETELY different when ur around guys verses when you are alone with her (girl to girl) Will constantly remind you that she is not like other girls and she doesn’t try around other boys because they like that she’s natural and wears sweatpants and might even go out of her way to say she is like a sister or mom to her male friends. Men fail to identify this type of pick me girl because she tends to “flex” her male relationship on other girls and hypocritically complain about pick me girls in-front of the guys . Overall very misogynistic because she wants men to like her! Don’t be fooled taken men because your gf probably sees it more than you do.
Erica: I think I’m into Zach do you think i should go for it?

Pick me girl: OMG ugh he’s like a brother to me we facetime all the time!!!

Erica: I’m so excited for Ben’s party! I can’t wait to look cute i haven’t in so long

Pick me girl: see we are totally different becuz like i don’t have to try around them bc they just know me so well and i’m just like comfortable looking lazy and not try around them

Pick me girl: *randomly texts Erica* isn’t it like so weird that i can’t find a good present for johns birthday like I KNOW HIM SOO WELL and we r sooo close i’m like his sister and i give him like so much advice.
by urmomsuncle May 13, 2021
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