March 23rd

The date where white people bow down to People Of Colour and apologise for being white.

Person Of Colour: Hey, it’s March 23rd.
White person: Sorry for being white. *bows down*

by milflover739 March 22, 2021

March 25

Go hug your dad who you've treated poorly since you were 7 because he never yelled at you and when he does he apoligizes the second after

Thats March 25 for you :(

by 24k_badd1e on YT March 25, 2021

March 17th

National get yo self a hoe day.

Friend goes, "hey its march 17th!"
You goes, "Imma go get a hoe"
Friend "ight bet, look they got sum baddies right there"

by Big_daddy_King November 4, 2022

March 2

The date of which a small group in Florida attempt to find and beat up a person named Risk.

Friend 1: Ay Seth, y’know what day it is?

Friend 2: March 2nd?

Friend 1: Mhmm, and you know what we do on March 2nd?

Friend 2: Yeah, let’s got beat that little fuckers ass.

by JustABystander November 15, 2021

March 5

March 5th is national sneaky link day! Link with you’re favorite bitch and get that good shit.

Ryan: It’s march 5th
Kayla: Otw over 👀

by dragonsass124 March 3, 2022

12 March

"imma fuck the shit out of you" day
A day where you go up to your straight homies and say"Imma fuck the shit out of you"

Straight dude 1: Imma fuck the shit out of you
Straight dude 2: Wait what?!
Straight dude 1: Its 12 March

Straight dude 2: Fuckin gaeeeeeee!

by cuteshyinfpbottothatneedslove November 24, 2021

March 19th

A day where THE SMUTTIEST PERSON alive is born .

Wow u were born in March 19th, he must be top smutt.

by Topsmutt October 15, 2019