Blue Moose Clap (BMC) is an STD that is easily contracted. BMC can be contracted by saliva or other bodily fluids. If you think you are infected with BMC tell someone immediately. Symptoms show up anywhere from 12 hours to 3 days after being in contact with the STD. Symptoms include, but not limited to, Urine that may appear in a blue hue. It can look light blue or dark blue. Another symptom of BMC is swollen genitalia. It can also be hard to urinate while infected with BMC. BMC is a lifelong std, which means you carry it forever. Symptoms may last for up to two weeks.
by DaDeborah$ November 4, 2025
Get the Blue Moose Clapmug. by andkri August 25, 2018
Get the Moose Knucklemug. John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.
Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”
by Moose Menace January 25, 2024
Get the john moosemug. Moose aka Deshawn Merritt does indeed get to trim when the clock strikes 8pm leading him to do some unforeseen things.
by JStimp March 17, 2023
Get the Moosemug. by Cowrapist November 5, 2017
Get the Moosemug. A grossly incandescent white creature from the desert realm. They roam the desert at night scavenging what they can find from other people.
by DAMOOSE1354 January 15, 2019
Get the DA MOOSEmug.