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mike cruz

A person that has the biggest dick ever if you ever get fucked by him you'll not feel your lags
I got fucked by Mike Cruz and now I need a wheelchair
by BDBB126 June 18, 2018
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Mailman Mike

Some say the modern gunslinger with the meanest flick known to man. A piece of mails biggest fear. Most definitely is not afraid to wear a snapback all day to intimidate whatever it encounters.
Watch out for Mailman Mike, he is always slangin'.
by UrbanWhisperer June 10, 2022
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Mike Wazowski

A Depressed Caat from Monster's Inc.
by urmominvietnam November 18, 2021
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Mike Oxsmal

Hey I’m Mike Oxsmal
by Mumgay69 January 28, 2021
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Glitch Mike

A version of Mike the Fox created by Glitch99 AKA SonicTale_21 on the indie site Gamejolt, and game creation site Scratch. Glitch Mike has many powers and is mainly spawned from either mike dying in some way, or the code around him or his own code gets corrupted. Powers include: Dragon Ball Type Moves, Flight, Extreme strength and speed, and Appearance manipulation (Can and cannot be controlled).
by JukoDuko June 18, 2021
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mike keiran

Legend has it his kicks can shatter stone.. Always there for his boys, never leaves a man behind..
That's not Mike Keiran is it?

It is! Were saved! Long live the king :D
by Dinner Thyme August 17, 2023
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mike ess

Mike Ess the man the myth the legend in his own head…the patron saint of newcomer swag…good friend very spiritual but will still knock someone’s top off if tempted…will do anything for his gang…has hair like a Brazilian goddess usually hated by most men with receding hair lines and no beards…a mike Ess usually has a illustrious sensational beard that doesn’t need any maintenance oils and all them other things most men put on their beards. A mike Ess is usually known to be a Latin lover who can Rico suave any women he desires into dropping their panties….
Hey girl have you seen mike Ess beard omg I want to sit on it
by Chubzyaheard November 23, 2021
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