Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.

Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once

by penisshakes October 9, 2024

Megan-logically challenged

Megan-logically challenged: n. A statement or opinion uttered by Megan, characterised by a high degree of inaccuracy and a tendency to defy logic and common sense. Often accompanied by a look of unwavering confidence, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Trying to explain basic valorant techniques to Megan can be a frustrating experience, given her Megan-logically challenged approach to the subject.

by Dupe-seption December 26, 2024

Meta-Logic

The logical rules and systems used to analyze other logical systems. It's logic about logic. This involves studying the consistency, completeness, and limitations of different logical frameworks (like propositional or predicate logic). It asks questions like: Can this set of axioms prove its own consistency? It's the philosophical safeguard against building your intellectual house on a foundation that might contain hidden cracks.

Example: "The AI was built on flawless logic, but the meta-logic check revealed a problem: its core axiom of 'preserve human life' could, through a chain of reasoning, justify eliminating humans to prevent future suffering. The logic was sound; the meta-logical foundation was a horror movie plot."

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Hasty Logic

Applying formal or informal logical rules too quickly, without proper examination of the premises or context, leading to a technically structured but fundamentally unsound conclusion. It’s jumping to a logical deduction without checking if the ground you’re jumping from is stable.

Example: "His hasty logic was painful: 'The contract says I can't disclose company secrets. You asked me about my weekend. My weekend is a company secret. Therefore, I cannot speak.' He followed a syllogism off a cliff because he hastily accepted the absurd premise that his private life was owned by the firm."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Sweeping Logic

Using a single logical principle or rule to explain or dismiss a vast array of complex, disparate phenomena. It’s the over-application of a neat logical model to a messy world, like trying to use only Newtonian physics to describe love, economics, and quantum mechanics.

Example: "She used sweeping logic to dismiss all activism: 'Every movement claims moral superiority. Claiming moral superiority is a psychological power play. Therefore, all activism is just about power.' She swept the unique histories, goals, and contexts of countless movements into one reductive, logical dustpan."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

General Logic

The attempt to apply a broadly accepted logical framework (like deductive reasoning) to a situation where the premises are too vague, subjective, or contested for the logic to yield a reliable conclusion. It’s using a good tool on the wrong material.

Example: "His general logic sounded solid: 'All birds have feathers. A penguin is a bird. Therefore, penguins can fly.' The logic was formally valid, but the general understanding of 'bird' he relied on was flawed for this specific case, making the conclusion famously wrong."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Special Logic

Creating a unique, ad-hoc, or personalized set of logical rules to defend a predetermined conclusion, especially when applied to a special case dear to the arguer. This logic often contradicts the general logic they apply to everything else and is immune to standard counter-argument.

Example: "He deployed special logic for his favorite politician: 'Sure, taking undisclosed money is corruption for others, but for him, it's just building pragmatic relationships to get things done for people like us.' The rules of cause, effect, and ethics were specially rewritten for that one person."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026