Skip to main content

Longevimonetaphobia

Longevimonetaphobia (Lon’-je-vi-mon’-e-ta-pho’-bia)

From the three words longevity, monetary and Phobia. The deathly fear of living longer than one’s supply of money. A condition often developed by elders soon after retiring and exacerbated by inflation, taxes, and failed pension funds. Longevimonetaphobia much more frequently shows up disguised as alimony in divorce settlements.
“We were about to settle the divorce without too much fuss until my ex developed a severe case of longevimonetaphobia.”
by W Collins March 21, 2007
mugGet the Longevimonetaphobia mug.

Long Island Cheese Steak

A Long Island Cheese Steak is a man in his early twenties with a spray on tan, a bottom up polo shirt, blow out hair cut who drives a BMW.
Guy #1: Yo look at that d-bag in the beamer next to us.
Guy #2: Yo, he's a Long Island Cheese Steak!
by BILDER5169 January 17, 2010
mugGet the Long Island Cheese Steak mug.
Related Words

Lonely Girl Syndrome

A girl who suffers from a constant need of someone's attention, that they will say or do anything related to social retardedness in order to attain such.

A tender issue to the victim, which will usually result in straight denial if brought up, OR gratification for the attention, leading to another stupid series of social acts.
Bob: I saw your ex the other day

D: Oh yeah?

Bob: Yeah, and now she wont stop textin and calling me about the stupidest shit. I swear she says the same shit over and over again.

D: Its that lonely girl syndrome homie.. you might think your helping by hearing her out but your really just making it worse.
by Duwanajay February 26, 2013
mugGet the Lonely Girl Syndrome mug.

long ass ride

Expression used by NCT's Mark in 'The 7th Sense' and 'Whiplash', this mean like a fucking long walk.Pls support NCT and all members they deserve the best. Always slaying and smiling theyre so lovely pls support them <33333
'Oh, and that's a long ass ride jeongsineopsi hwidullida gyeolguk nuneul gamji'
by JunoWTFL September 14, 2017
mugGet the long ass ride mug.

Long Black French Espresso

When a black guy with at least a 10in penis cums on a German girl's face and says I surrender
I gave this nazi hoe a long Black French Espresso
by Cellucci December 8, 2018
mugGet the Long Black French Espresso mug.

Longdickin

The point where my dick is almost out of her pussy and then I bury it. Hitting her cervix, of course.
Damn, Brendi is so hot. I bet James is longdickin her every damn night ! I ain't mad at him.
by Deep Daddy September 22, 2019
mugGet the Longdickin mug.

Londyn

the name of a young, pretty, sociable and approachable girl. Londyn's are extremely beautiful and have shortish brown hair, deep brown eyes, and tan skin. They are usually quite tall and are always being complimented by the boys at their school because she has an amazing body and loves flaunting it. They are very popular, mostly with guys but still have many close girl friends.
Guy 1: WOW she's incredible, do you know what her name is?
Guy 2: Her name's Londyn and she's so hot. I think I'm gonna ask her out.
Guy 1: No way, I am
Guy 2: NO, I AM!!
by sisitsme November 30, 2019
mugGet the Londyn mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email