Keri Ann Peniche

A horrible excuse for a human being. Someone who cares about nothing but themselves. Likes to get tied up during sex and do Crystal Meth. Beware!

God, you are being such a Keri Ann Peniche...

by Rulebreaker March 11, 2010

Kerblumpkin

When the person receiving a blumpkin drops a huge turd and the person giving the blumpkin gets a huge splash of shit water on the underside of their chin; When the person giving a blumpkin gets water splashed on their face from a dropping or exploding shit.

Kerplunk + Blumpkin = Kerblumpkin

I need to wash this shit water off my face because my boyfriend gave me a gnarly kerblumpkin.

by BSleepy June 13, 2010

Kerplop(s)

Kerplop

1. The splashing sound poop makes in a toilet bowl with a decent amount of water

The poops went kerplop(s)

by Mr. President Shit August 18, 2012

Kermit

A very needy doggo that needs his food. He loves Irish Spring soap and does weird rituals while around it. He is usually found crying in a corner. His wife is Peach and his older brother is Marbles. Cermet's birthday is June 20th. He is owned by his great mother, Jenna, and his step father, Julien. He is also known as Cermet to true fans.

Random Person on the street: Is that a Kermit?
Me: Yes, please send him soap :>

by i dont use this account June 16, 2018

kerica

Another name for erica except with a k.

whoa kerica your pretty stoned!

by Crazy Bird March 2, 2005

kernalize

The act of taking advantage of someone while they are under the influence.

Hey, did you kernalize her last night? Err yup. Dort

by Dabbin Lynn April 14, 2007

Kerek

A Malaysian slang for "uncool" or, "crap"

Halim, your jokes are so 'kerek'!

by aim91 December 29, 2013