Kentucky Logger

A sexual maneuver where one individual poops into another individuals butthole, usually via a short tube. The second individual then clenches their ass muscles in order to poop back into the first persons butt. This process can be repeated as many times as desired.

Me and Jason pulled a Kentucky Logger for about half an hour last night.

by xX420DaddyT69Xx November 28, 2019

Kentucky Spitter

When a girl is dipping tobacco and takes a load from a guy then proceeds to spit into a can.

Jessica had her first Kentucky spitter last night and spit it into my Mountain Dew can.

by COOCHIE BABY April 28, 2019

Kentucky pikedriver

When a girl s waiting at the bottom of a cliff with her legs open and a guy jumps off the cliff penetrating her at the bottom

I'm off the the quarry to Kentucky pikedriver kitten, I'll see you guys later

by Mattydoodukk May 14, 2019

Kentucky Co-Pilot

When you shit yourself while driving

He shat himself a Kentucky Co-Pilot on the way to work Monday

by sagmarth May 20, 2019

Kentucky Dick Punch

When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch

They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!

by TNDSE May 23, 2019

Kentucky Standoff

When your next door neighbor decides he wants to leaf blow at 10:46 at night, in the rain. So you jump on the KTM 125 and start ripping through your yard to prove a point. Raise and praise

“Those fuckers are on a Kentucky Standoff again.”

by Loubacaa June 8, 2019

Kentucky Whirlwind

After eating a hefty plate of baby back ribs, one partner assumes an upside-down, cross-legged position on an elevated surface while the other runs circles around the first. Both partners expel their barbecue-fueled farts, resulting in a swirling vortex of methane.

To ensure proper execution, the upside-down partner must unleash a cry of "Howdy do!" in a long drawn-out fashion, spurring the partner in motion to increase their revolution speed, thus resulting in a very powerful, odorous whirlwind.

Partner 1: Have you thought about that thing I asked you earlier?

Partner 2: Oh right, the Kentucky Whirlwind? Yeah totally, I'll give it a shot.

Partner 1: Okay, did you defrost the ribs like I asked?

Partner 2: What ribs?

Partner 1: I want a divorce, Susan.

by Yung Fetus March 22, 2019