johnny damon

cool things about him:
1. haggard ass madman.
2. looks like jesus.
3. is a pretty good baseball player.

uncool things about him:
1. complete over-exposure of this dude.
2. in love with himself due to overexposure.

i'd like johnny damon as a person more if he wasn't so fucking hyped all the time, unnecessarily

he plays good ball though

johnny damon by broseph April 20, 2005

johnny depth-finder

An actor, who's most famous roles include:
-captain jack daniels on pirates of the celestial universe
-mort 'horse face' rainey on secret lindo
-jilbert snape on who's eating out jilbert snape's mom
-willy wanker on willy wanker and the black man who got caught in the chocolate river and ended up drowning, and then his family hired a lawyer and sued mr. wanker. they ended up winning in court and opposing council was forced to give up his factory 'ex libris' and it is now owned by the negro's family, hence why the candy is tainted with cocaine and tastes like shit.
-george lung on blow, a movie about oral sex.
-chicken mcchugget on that one 'ba-dah-bah-bah-bah' commercial for 'mickey d's'

fuck it, we'll do it live.

johnny depth-finder is a fuck.
someday, I may just have to throw this piece of shit out the window.

johnny depth-finder by liberalwizardtyler June 30, 2008

Johnny Bravo 

A term for a small penis on a person with an extraordinarily large ego.

Jacob, who insists on his dick being "super thick", really has a Johnny Bravo.

Johnny Bravo by Dr Vegeta PhD November 29, 2013

johnny 

A term used to discribe a stolen car. Mainly used in Philly.

"Yo Dave got charged for that Johnny"

johnny by mmmargie October 7, 2007

Who Shot Johnny

When you and two other men were having a foursome with your wife, and someone shit diarrhea on her. Due to some wierd paralell universe shit and it was all three of you in different univere but also all of you and in one of the universes she was also cummed on.

This is a real Who Shot Johnny

Who Shot Johnny by GangstaTargaryn September 24, 2019

Johnnyoh 

A legend in some Online Games. He is known as the "Man of 1000 Accounts." He has superb Hacking/Cracking skills and can use them if nessecary. He has never used them to harm online games, but proved he had the power to do so. He was thought to be SonicMouse an online scriptor, but people noticed the diffrences between them.

This is what would happen:
Some poor guy whos going to get hacked: "Johnnyoh Sucks!"
Jyve(could be another one of his accounts on an online game): "BAM!"
Some poor...: What?
Those were the last words of the poor guy...

Johnnyoh by -=Unknown=- April 14, 2006

johnny knoxville 

Euphemism for a hitman or a person who does the dirty work.

"I'm gonna send Johnny Knoxville to your door"

johnny knoxville by BreathingIsOnlyHalfTheFunction October 7, 2006