Panda jerk 

Pretty much the same thing as a jerk, but with the word panda added to make it more offensive.

Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.

Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.

Ryan:*offended* Wha-

*everybody throws bamboo at him*

Panda jerk by LAWLZ OH HEY THERE May 5, 2009

kurkle jerk

when you touch or flirt with a friends girlfriend

look tj is pulling a kurkle jerk on jims girlfriend

kurkle jerk by joetheonewiththedick March 13, 2010

Dirt Jerk 

Self gratification during an experience which is less than hygienic.

After a night of significant alcohol consumption, Alex awoke in his tent to find soot from the earlier evenings fire in his underpants. He then realized he was guilty of committing a dirt jerk.

Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.

Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.

Dirt Jerk by 3nothappening November 27, 2010

Parallel Jerk 

A Circle Jerk containing two people.

The doubles tennis team Parallel Jerked

Parallel Jerk by Desertghost87 December 16, 2011

jersey jerk off 

Jerking off in a girls ear.

She can't hear to well cause Joey just gave her a Jersey Jerk off.

jersey jerk off by Jason8673 March 7, 2016

knockout jerk 

Take two (or as many as you need) Advil PMs and wait about 30 minutes Or until the effects kick in. Then pull up your favorite porn site and is soon as you finish you’ll be out like a light.

Last night I couldn’t fall asleep so I try to knockout jerk

knockout jerk by Per December 13, 2019

Join Jerk June 

Similar to Just Jack January, but you only jerk off once per day. It’s a break. Females must also cum. Passing will let you move onto Juicy Jizz July. (Because of its name, you are allowed to join midway through. However, joining at this time will not allowed you to participate next year.)

Join Jerk June is the easiest month.

Join Jerk June by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022