jason

A teen boy scout who has $100000 in popcorn sales

Jason sold all of his popcorn to a diabetic 99 year old women in price chopper

by Pee-Pee Dirty Dan May 8, 2019

Jason

Someone who likes to use underaged people for sexual gratification, uses YouTubers and fans to get NASCAR memorablilia, use boiler credit cards and pay day loans to buy an expensive sim rig, spends 18 hours a day streamign iRacing, beats his girlfriend, neglects his son, thinks he has autism, is delusional, and thinks they raced in NASCAR, and would get a NASCAR ride from iRacing.

"Damn, that person is a Jason and they need to stop thinking they raced in NASCAR and need to get mental help."

by BroSmellMyFart September 28, 2020

Aidan Jason Wolfe

A sexy best that gets angy

Dude:ur sexy Aidan

Aidan Jason Wolfe:*flirting noises*

by Ching Chong go away October 22, 2020

Jason

Jason is a young man with a fetish for females with male genitalia.

He is very likely to put his phone in the microwave while calling you.

- Did he just hang up on me?
- Maybe he pulled a Jason?
- You think he digs chicks with dicks?
- Nah, the phone thing.

by Isha boi November 22, 2021

Jason

Jason is a very hot man a lot of girls take videos of him secretly and he has a lot of stalkers and he will definitely grow up to be very successful he treats girls that starts with a very nice but sometimes shy around them he also has a secret crush that either starts with K,C or A

Jason is so nice and hot

by Ilovejasonhesohot57282 November 22, 2021

Jason

A man whore.

Did you hear about Jason, such a douche.

by peniseater234 November 26, 2019

jason's cat

An annoying ass cat that gives no fucks but I still love him because he's Jason's cat.

Damn Jason's cat is back at it again because Mel is obsessed with that dumb shit

by Tkitpimsw September 3, 2016