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Jason Born 

Justin Bieber's future son. He is baby swaggin. And has over 6 million mamacitas.
"Im naming my child jason born"
Jason Born by biebsfanatic17 January 19, 2011

JasonBourne 

(verb). The act of waking up suddenly, and jumping out of bed while simultaneously saying or thinking "Where am I?", or "Who am I?". Usually occurs after a night of hammerdrunkedness.
Wow, I really JasonBourned this morning when I woke up on the dumpster.
JasonBourne by perachori October 25, 2010

JasonBourneAxis 

A big snitch who snitched on the former FSP Superintendent fobagosalot and also will snitch on anyone who does crime, a big boy snitch, the biggest snitch in the state of Firestone.
JasonBourneAxis is such a big snitch! He's gay for snitching on fobagosalot! He is a FSP Superintendent and he saved us, he shouldn't be punished for hit and run, vehicle assault, reckless driving and more crimes!
JasonBourneAxis by Opama November 3, 2018

JasonBourneAxis 

A slang word meaning "I am being attacked by criminals by provoking them" Usually used by somebody will a tiny penis.
This JasonBourneAxis is calling for S.S again

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026