dead baby joke

Joke told in order to gain shock value, typically told by the lower of the intelligence ladder. The jokes are uncalled for and only meant to piss people off.

New guy:Look on billybinos profile, hes made 664,234 posts on this forum in only 12 months! He must always be online.
Old Guy: yea, he basically lives online, look hes made a new dead baby joke.

by Babybunny October 30, 2006

Contex Joke

A joke that really just isnt funny.

Dude, that joke was a Contex Joke.. NOT FUNNY.

by Stevo127 November 6, 2010

Non-veg joke

an Indian slang for a dirty joke (a joke containing references to bodies and sexual activities)

Please don't make any non-veg jokes in front of my mom, she thinks i am very innocent.

by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

Baby Jokes

A joke, in which instead of saying something old, like "Have you ever just wanted to kill someone?", you would say something such as "Anyone ever wanted to just take a baby and put red thumb tacts in it's eyeballs so when it looks around it looks like a demon?".

Dead or alive baby jokes example
Idiot-"Have you ever got so angry you wanted to break your xbox?"
Smart Person-"No no no, now it's have you ever wanted to just take out a babies tail bone with your bare hands?"

by 1997sjg April 22, 2011

Suzie and Dave joke

Repeatedly employing the leads Suzie and Dave, a Suzie and Dave joke is the high point world comedic culture, combining a rare level of wit and timing that can only be appreciated by the greatest of minds.

COMEDY TIME WITH SUZIE AND DAVE
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Suzie and Dave were walking down the street.
This kid came up to Dave and challenged her to a race.
"I'm fast!" he said, "you're slow and stupid!"
"Ooh! I'll show you!" Dave said, and they began the race.
Dave won the race and the guy walked away.
"Well!" said Suzie, "You certainly showed him!"

by rezo June 18, 2004

a walking racist joke

when someone is so intact with there race they positively influence stereo types freely.

god look at him
yeah i know hes such a walking racist joke

by clever bob July 14, 2010

yo mama jokes

if you sill say yo mama jokes you are gay and have no friends

yo mama so fat she looks like a planet lol that is why yo mama jokes are trash

by Pizza duck😊 February 8, 2020