Jaden

damn he hot

omg jaden is hot

by that goat with a top hat November 30, 2021

Donkey Jaden

Coma caused by ones neck and rectum being jaded because of a group donkey punching session. Sometimes caused involuntary bowel movements and crying.

Kody, Dono, and Brody Donkey Jadened Zacc so hard that he went into a coma for 5 months and had to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his adult life.

by xWPeggyx February 14, 2010

Jaden

Jaden is a guy who thinks he is a person who comes first but honestly, he comes third all the time, he says he is a "puthy" slayer, but he gets caught up on one chick for 3 months and is too scared to ask her out.

Guy "See Jaden he always comes third"
You "YA he sucks ass and is too scared to ask a girl out"

by tbut69 April 15, 2019

Jadeyn

A fine ass girl who’s a awesome girlfriend and has the best personality and is super loyal

“Damn you’re dating Jadeyn, lucky ass”

by Treytreytrey October 5, 2019

Jaden

He is a simp and he pulls all the chicks but only in hunting season if iykyk

Jaden has sex

by Jadens mom October 28, 2020

Jaden

A nigga with the best dick

That boy got a big dick he must be a jaden

by Le goldonn December 31, 2021

Jaden

Hottest bitch alive, flawless, amazing, kind. 2. Has big hair and reminds people of apple juice. 3. Girl that every guy/girl wants.

I love Jaden!

by Sceney12345 March 2, 2009