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hope suck

When life tries you a curveball.
And you accidentally drop your vape in a swimming pool and then you hope suck it , looking for signs of life.
I shit , I just jumped off the dock with my Vape. Time to to “Hope Suck”!!
by Stephaniewjy December 15, 2022
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sack of suck

A bunch of bullsnacks. Some collection of events or items which serve no true purpose or possess evil intent. Also a good substitute for "whatchamacallit".
This whole situation is a sack of suck. I didn't want to hang out anyway.

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"Hey, gimme that sack of suck. That thing right next to you..."
by Bowlfinger '72 October 9, 2019
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Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.
Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!
by 4xchamp November 17, 2019
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Jamie sucks

Its when your sister Jamie believes everything on urban dictionary
man i canty believe Jamie sucks
by Timanator79 November 13, 2020
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Suck and stucked

A sexual act where when receiving head, the recipient covers their penis with superglue so that after they nut, the giver is stuck to them
Dude you won’t believe it, I suck and stucked my girlfriend last night and completely forgot where the solvent was, she was on my dick for like 2 hours bro
by SexGuru89 April 6, 2023
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suck rocks

suck it. one level worse than kick rocks.
by rocksucker October 27, 2022
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Seminole suck

A blow job in which the receiver finishes on the giver's face and paints the semen on their face like war paint.
"Dude, this girl from delta zelta last night gave me a Seminole suck last night. Her face was painted with my cum."
by seminoleslayer69 September 13, 2023
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